noob school bus

A person so 1337 they take the noobs to school.
Jeremy is the noob school bus because he owns so much.
by PeaTearGriffin November 15, 2005
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LOL Noob XD

LOL Noob XD is when u are running out of things to say so you just say LOL Noob XD it can also be used i your bio on anything.
Guy 1: well at least i didnt fart during my presentaition

Everybody: ohhhhhh he really just got shit on

Guy 2: LOL Noob XD
Everybody OHHHHHHHHHH MY MAN YOU WENT TOO FAR ON THIS ONE DAAAAAAIMN.
by Temp0 October 21, 2020
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STFU GTFO NOOB

Shut The Fuck Up,Get The Fuck Out Noob
Used to get someone out or stop talking
Eric: Hey guys do your math homewrok?
John: STFU GTFO NOOB!
by HackerHippo October 29, 2007
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Noob Cancer

The sickness that you get when a noob is so freakin noobie that you want to kill yourself, but you cant because you know you have to get to lvl 80!
OMG! Shut up noob, you're giving me a case of Noob Cancer.
by Brocklie January 17, 2009
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boob noob

a fricken noob, that is a toal boob yeah, in a bee hive WHOOO A BEE HIVE
hey u frickin boob noob, your a noob.
by Jon Misener June 23, 2006
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Noob Stick

A noob stick is a term used to describe a rocket launcher in a online video game such as Call of duty 4. It is called a stick due to its shape and nooby because it is normally the only gun noobs can get kills with due to its large splash radius.
Noob: Wow I am totally pro I just got 3 kills with the rocket launcher.
Player: Put down the noob stick scrub and use a real gun.
by Colll October 26, 2008
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rural noob

A particularly annoying person that lives in outlandish areas. They love to complain about how far away everything is, and have terrible social skills. Most likely home-schooled they flaunt the fact the finished high school at the age of 14.

Can also be a person that is relatively new at the rural life and its customs. Do not have any survival skills and would most definitely die of starvation, thirst, or bear attack.

In all cases a rural noob is extremely annoying because of there high-pitch nasally voice.
Dude, you are such a rural noob!

God,, i hate holidays. I've forced to visit my rural noob cousins in the middle of no where.. its prison
by TrekkQuest54 January 03, 2010
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