midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016

Skid Marks

Its when u dont wipe your shitty ass propraly

Its also when u leave shit marks in the toilets after a shit.

There's a girl i know called yasmin and she left them in the toilet it was disgusting

Yasmin: i just had a shit
Bob: okay, i need a piss, WTF thers skid marks it the toilet
Yasmin: i cant help it
Bob: i bet you have them in ur pants to
Yasmin: i wiped my ass good
Bob: i bet you did you stinking bitch

by Lille :) May 26, 2018

Mark Sydes

Means a little bitch

He is such a Mark Sydes. OMG!

by lupinniex February 3, 2020

Mark Austin

The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.

My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway

by Beautiful New BLOO passport May 8, 2021

idiot mark

When the rifle scope hits your nose or eye and leaves the idiot mark FOREVER

when you're first learning to use a gun, so you hold it wrong and break your own nose from holding it wrong. the idiot mark is the dent in your face from the gun hitting it

by slingshotmeow May 19, 2018

mark hayden

god

oh my mark hayden!

by Abraham Lincolm January 15, 2014

Mark price

Someone with the name mark price is usually very weird, odd, unusual, and unique. They typically are short, have braces, are white, and soft. They try to be cool but it just never works, and most of them are losers.

That guy over there is a weirdo, it’s probaly just a mark price

by Colebulldog13 February 16, 2019