Mark Austin

The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.

My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway

by Beautiful New BLOO passport May 8, 2021

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Mark Sydes

Means a little bitch

He is such a Mark Sydes. OMG!

by lupinniex February 3, 2020

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Skid Marks

Its when u dont wipe your shitty ass propraly

Its also when u leave shit marks in the toilets after a shit.

There's a girl i know called yasmin and she left them in the toilet it was disgusting

Yasmin: i just had a shit
Bob: okay, i need a piss, WTF thers skid marks it the toilet
Yasmin: i cant help it
Bob: i bet you have them in ur pants to
Yasmin: i wiped my ass good
Bob: i bet you did you stinking bitch

by Lille :) May 26, 2018

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Mark Rafael

Mark Rafael is a guy who is really humble. He knows how to be with any types of people. His friends refer to him as their "one call away" because he is really dependable. He has a huge sense of humour that could surely make your day. He knows how to be responsible for the things he commit to. Every person wanted to be around him because of the good vibes he brings around.

Mark Rafael has the huge sense of humour.

by Phoebe Phoebe June 8, 2021

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midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016

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Mark Haugh

A wannabe sophisticated, wannabe intellectual former heroin junkie turned bald old man from Ballyfermot Dublin. He is well known for his affinity for Thai hookers and ladyboys and typically threatens those who speak against him with IRA hit squads that do not exist.

Geez, that Mark Haugh fellow from Ballyfermot sure loves his Thai ladyboys!

by MerseysideParadise June 30, 2023

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