Joe D

A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.

Steve: hey look it’s Joe D
Jeff: bro that kid is the worlds biggest Fag

by Fricku69 December 31, 2021

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joe-per

being crazy,hyper, just like that sexy boy joe jonas

oh my god julie, your so joe-per!

by jaimeelynn February 25, 2008

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Father Joe

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.

Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020

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Big Joe

Big Joe takes what he wants, he crushes any in his way, he makes his own rules. Big Joe is unstoppable

S-s-s-sorry big Joe i didn't realise you wanted this seat please don't hurt me

by dadadawdaefae June 27, 2020

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Joe Mantegna

An amazing Italian-American actor from Chicago. Joe has over 100 acting credits and has been in everything from the Godfather part 3 to Criminal Minds. His only fault is that he is literally one of the nicest and most down to earth people ever. He donates to charities related to Autism and the Military plus many more. Joe Mantegna is a Tony Award winning actor, writer, producer, and director and has been in the business since 1969. He has work on several projects with playwright David Mamet including the play Glengarry Glen Ross. Joe also owns a restaurant, called Taste Chicago, with his wife of 43 years, as of 2018, Arlene Vrhel. They have two children, Mia who is the oldest and has autism and Gia the youngest and who followed in her father's foot steps becoming an actress.

Person 1- Did you see Joe Mantegna in the new Criminal Minds episode?!

Person 2- OMG he was so awesome as David Rossi, who I must say is a complete sass machine!

by Navy_Sailor June 12, 2018

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