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A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.
Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.
by SoozaSimp March 19, 2023
mugGet the I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Hornymug.

National horny day pt 2: electric boogaloo

This is the same thing as national horny day however on national horny day pt 2: electric boogaloo it is a second day of horny times
"Dude I'm so pissed off, I missed national horny day!"
"Dont worry Archimedes, theres always National horny day PT 2: electric boogaloo.
by Aids_and_gorrilas April 17, 2020
mugGet the National horny day pt 2: electric boogaloomug.

horny

Is when you feel something poke out of you pants
by hello horny March 1, 2022
mugGet the hornymug.

horny

i love all the poorly written erotica under the word "horny" in urban dictionary!
by someguywhoisagirl October 1, 2022
mugGet the hornymug.

Horny

When you are home alone and have feel tingly down there
I was home alone when I got horny. I grabbed my laptop and opened porn. After a while it got to much. I ran to the bathroom, turned on the shower, and ripped off my clothes. Before getting in, I shoved three fingers in my wet pussy and pulled them out. After doing it for a while, I was ready for more. I jumped in the shower and rubbed my clit fast. I still needed more. I took of the detachable shower head and put it to my throbbing pussy. I shoved my fingers in and out of my pussy and began to moan. I was soon screaming “Oh yes daddy fuck me harder!!!” After a while of cumming, I was exhausted. I spent the rest of the day watching porn and sexy movies
by URMOMISFRIKINHOT March 14, 2022
mugGet the Hornymug.

horny

when u get horny and wanna fuck a dog.
"I'm horny" *starts fucking family dog*
by boobamam February 3, 2022
mugGet the hornymug.

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