secret garden

a term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. March 30, 2005

gnar-gnar

A girl or guy who is by all means uglier than the average ugly. Doesn't have to be fat/skiny/etc, just plain ugly.

Phil drank so much on Friday, he ended up taking-down(See def.) a real gnar-gnar.

I wouldn't make out with that gnar-gnar if you paid me $10,000.

by donald123 May 4, 2005

gnardook

A gnarly dookie, aka a fatty shit, aka a large fecal excretion. Often times it is a result of eating too much food. It can also be the result of having problems such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome or Lactose Intolerance.

Person 1: Dude i just took a huge ass gnardook
Person 2: Use some fuckin' febreeze, it smells like you shat out a rotting gerbel carcus!

by nirvana4lf December 3, 2010

Gnar-lay-psy-chunt

Gnarly and FAT female, usually psychotic(not in a good way) a terrible parent, an Abusive spouse. A lazy greedy selfcenter egotistical maniacal cow, who should over douse on anti-depressants.
A common name for said female is April.

Guy 1:Damn there go April again, Buyin weed n Alcohol instead of things for her child. Damn.

Guy 2: Damn man, go the other way she a Gnar-Lay-Psy-Chunt.

by TruthRevealedBliss February 23, 2010

gnar

a word of many meanings. mainly good. used in many if not all extreme sports. like DH mountain biking. a big jmp/gap could be described as gnar. or some steep savage course cold be some savage gnar. or for most sports a good day could be gnar. gnar has also replaced 'sick' in many contexts. sick in the ear could now be said as gnar in the ear. or even sick to the gnar

ahh that gap was gnar in the teeth!

by plumstick13 April 4, 2010

Gnar

onomatopoeia that is the equivalent to a growl.

synonymous with rawr

shark goes Gnar!

bear goes Rawr

by 001001110 April 2, 2014

Crab Garden

Massive infestation of crabs on your pubes. Usually on loose jailbait or crack whores.

"Damn, China has a crab garden bigger than sea world!"

by Spike Savage November 14, 2007