Wizard finger

When the ash on a joint, cigarette, blunt, or cigar gets very long. It usually curves downward and grows until it no longer can hold on.

-Check out the huge wizard finger on this blunt.

-Last night Elliott had the biggest wizard finger going!

by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009

smelly finger

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.

Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."

by mavros April 29, 2006

crack my finger

say it backwards,i dare you

person:crack my finger
same person: finger my crack

by dank memist May 24, 2019

finger-lickin good

after a boy fingers a girl, he enjoys the "vaginal discharge" on his fingers by licking them when he is done pleasuring.

Once I gave her an orgasm, i licked my fingers and said, "Thats finger lickin good".

by sexyporngirl July 2, 2003

Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

by strikerdew June 3, 2013

smell my finger

A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".

Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!

by Tez, a man February 5, 2010

arsenio finger

slang for a blunt tube filled with "tuff". Called this because of the resemblence between the former FOX network show host Arsenio Hall's long fingers which appear to resemble a blunt

man pass that 'senio finger over here as you have been hogging it for long enough.

by matt m July 10, 2003