eat the paper 

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.

With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.

eat the paper by pedro seguro April 22, 2019

eat that three up 

suck my dick

mark: girl shut up

tisha: you shut up

Mark: eat that three up.

eat that three up by kauliflour May 2, 2019

eat my hams

eat me out ; )

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh

eat my hams by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently

Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.

Eat the Beef by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019

Eat the Backhoe 

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.

Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.

Eat the Backhoe by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"

You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?

Eat shit and die by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

Eat ass April by MeminDemon November 8, 2019