Techno Dick

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008

dick bagger

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.

1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!

by dickbaggershipperandprostitute March 16, 2016

Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop

DUde let's play dick touch!

by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

Dick whipped

When a man gives it so good to a woman that she wants, craves, & would do anything to have that Dick again & again!!!

Steve, you made my pussy Dick whipped. & no other Dick can satisfy it now.

by Friend2u January 3, 2017

Dick and dash

Noun: The process of being in a relationship just for sex then dumping their ass in a short amount of time. (Time varies from 24 hours to only a week) Also referred to short relationships that are unnecessary since it was only for the dick.

Bitch 1: Hey dude did you hear that David and Libby had a dick and dash recently?

Bitch 2: Wow oml they are so stupid why.

by Interesting flamingos November 2, 2017

dick crumb

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.

Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!

by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008

dick drool

The after cum that drips out of your dickhead and cakes your boxers

Yo, Crusty Draws! How about some control on the dick drool, you fuck!

by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004