To Dave

Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.

Chris has just daved another pint glass.

I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.

by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022

Dave Blunts

The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean

he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup

Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts

by werykul December 1, 2024

Dave Spud

A British children's animated series featuring the surreal adventures of the eponymous Dave Spud of Grimsby, his friends and tower block-dwelling family.1 It was created and directed by Edward Foster, inspired by his 2003 NFTS student short 'Anna Spud'.

Dave Spud is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

daddy dave

An acronym For “dick appointment Dave does you” these daddy’s are always better in bed then other daddy’s.

Daddy Dave - I’m off to see daddy save tonight

by Blahblahman2233 May 22, 2019

Dave’s fire finger

Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.

“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.

by GMTX January 4, 2025

Dave Casey

An adorable lovable human being with a questionable sexual preference.

Boy that Dave Casey sure is cool until you get him drunk and he starts revealing how he likes to dress in his mommy's clothes and play with dolls.

by Chippah5 June 27, 2021

fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018