fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face

Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019

fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018

Dave Bayley

Dave Bayley is a celebrity from the band Glass Animals who came to fame in 2022 for his song Heat Waves. He loves dogs, fruit, and being a silly billy when he sings at his shows. He loves his fans and is a goofy goofball. He has a large vocal range and can sing anywhere from high up to down low. Everybody, and I mean everybody loves Dave Bayley.

“Man, I love Dave Bayley. I need a Dave Bayley in my life.”

by thepurplecultist August 3, 2025

Daveed Diggs

The hottest man on Earth, a.k.a Lafayette in Hamilton, a.k.a the guy who played Sebastion in the newest Little Mermaid, a.k.a the cop in Blindspotting, a.k.a THE finest man on Earth

p 1: Man Daveed Diggs has a wife and a kid?
p 2: Yeah, unfortunately, he's taken
me: I don't care

by daveeddiggsisfine January 9, 2024

Dave is cool

Dave is so cool tbh

definition of Dave is cool
Random guy: Dave is so cool tbh
Dave: thanks man

by UncleIsYes January 7, 2023