crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy

this food is the worst crapling crap I've ever had. or better yet that chics booty is crapling crap

by wildbriar shore April 11, 2011

Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.

Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.

by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014

Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 7, 2017

Green Crap

Green Crap - is slang for everything eco friendly.

Solar Wind and other green crap

by Nov8tiv May 31, 2018

boring crap

when something is so boring that you would rather watch justin beiber

this is some boring crap screw this meeting

by grayson4949 September 30, 2020

Clitry clapry

When you clap her pussy so hard that when you cum her pussy egg burst!

I destroyed her Clitry Clapry

by jake_from_the_pussy_farm January 6, 2021

princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag

The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)

1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."

as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.

by holopuff April 29, 2019