the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

the stoner channel by stewfoo January 13, 2005

Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

Channing all over your Tatum by LoSho March 5, 2013

Changmeat 

a sexy beast also known as "ChangMin" or "the dark lord". this beast is a member of the popular acapella/dancing/singing/man group called Dong Bang Shin Ki/TVXQ/DBSK/THSK/ToHoShinKi etc... this sexy beast eats almost anything and cannot be stopped. Eating up to 8 meals a day, he is fierce, hungry, and all around a SEXY BEAST. if u run into this beast there are a few ways to escape without harm: 1.throw a Junsu infront of you for protection. 2 say that you'll tell his eumma (JaeJoong). 3.give compliments while running away.

OMO! CHANGMEAT IS COMING!!

Changmeat by jickytothemax July 27, 2010

changing speeds 

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

changing speeds by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

Changecano

A volcano-shaped stack of quarters, nickles, dimes, etc. left on the table at a restaurant as a tip. Usually done by d-bags that are too lazy to carry jangling change in their pockets.

Evan: The waitress with the soft features sure left you a bunch of coinage when she broke your twenty...

Tim: I'll leave a changecano to spite her.

Changecano by T.H.E.N. October 26, 2008

chanklaso 

Getting hit by flip-flops, thongs, huaraches, or sandals. A combination of the words chankletas and chingaso. (Spanish)

"Clean your room or I'll give you a chanklaso!"

chanklaso by magilladagorilla February 18, 2009

Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

Chance Fart by dasboot007 August 12, 2009