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captain planet myself

When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.
Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."
by Planeteer September 10, 2011
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captain marvel

the most powerful avengers

and who solos everyone

and is a great person
captain marvel is the worst

you are incorrect
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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captain sauce

One who hits the sauce (booze) early and rocks like on a ship on stormy seas.
Hey, after a heavy night of drink Jay showed up at work swaying like Captain Sauce.
by Jenna Page and Ms. Crawford November 7, 2013
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Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.
Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.
by Fodeez August 4, 2011
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Captain Save a Ho

A guy who will butt in and stop a man from beating a woman. This definition predates E-40's song, as I heard it directly from a Crip who used the term back in the 1980's to talk about how he used to stop dudes from beating on their wives and girlfriends if he thought the situation was getting way out of control, where someone would get killed.
That dude was like captain save a ho on the block, always interrupting anytime a man started slapping his girl around too much.
by pobro January 6, 2012
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Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.
Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.
by Balls December 1, 2004
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Captain Jack's

An liquor store located in the Bismarck and Mandan area's in North Dakota.
Let's go down to Captain Jack's and get some booze.
by Moonshiner1269 December 9, 2008
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