COVID lite

A mild case of COVID-19.

His doctor got him antivirals right away, and he was vaxxed, so he lucked out and only got COVID lite.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

The big covid

Period of time in history in which you wished all of your enemies got crushed by a furnace, but they didn’t.
2020-???

My dad just wished one day for the big covid: except he has no friends.

by Letter E May 25, 2021

Covid-🇳🇵

When tourism-dependent Nepal reopens Mount Everest to climbers and trekkers despite having the second highest infection rate in South Asia, after India—it has a population of 30 million people and relies on hundreds of foreign diehard mountaineers every year to feed its 200,000 sherpas, guides, and porters.

The Nepalese government has been criticized for being more preoccupied with their party’s in-fighting politics than the coronavirus pandemic—they’re ill-equipped to contain the Covid-🇳🇵situation in the face of zero community based isolation centers and limited ICU beds.

by Covido December 20, 2020

Gained the Covid-19

Similar to the “Freshman 15” pounds gained during the first year of college, refers to the 19 pounds gained from gorging during the Covid-19 lockdown.

I gained the Covid-19 thanks to all the baked desserts, boozing and casseroles during the first 3 months of lockdown.

by SandClover December 24, 2021

Covid boomer

generation of individuals born in 2020 and beyond

Ron and Tammy got bored during quarantine and decided to have a covid boomer

by Louis Jackson January 23, 2021

covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.

Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.

by badfeminist March 1, 2021

Covid-👻

When diehard party-goers who superstitiously believe that the coronavirus is scared of ghosts are required by the authorities to wear a “frightening” mask to remind onlookers that the virus won’t take a break just because it is Halloween.

Unlike Muslim-majority countries that ban Halloween because it is against Islamic teachings, a number of Western nations are allowing the “infidel“ festival to proceed provided the organizers strictly enforce Covid-👻 rules.

by MathPlus October 30, 2020