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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
mugGet the SHIT THE BEDmug.

bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big
Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.
by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021
mugGet the bedmug.

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018
mugGet the Bed jinxedmug.

Bed

by Ronnieronnie April 2, 2022
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Go to bed

It’s past Tatum kerstings bed time
by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021
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Bed talk

Two dudes talking while leaning against a truck bed, or while sitting on tailgate.
"How many beer cans do you think will fit in here?" "That's some bed talk bruh"
by Mega D 5000 May 18, 2022
mugGet the Bed talkmug.

in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am
get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!
by HyweII November 25, 2018
mugGet the in bedmug.

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