i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

by Dakarp December 23, 2017

dak am

Most handsome guy in the world. Get his first ultra instinct during a match with Jiren.

Amirul Izzuddin is dak am.

by Ijue December 28, 2017

fuck me I am famous

Used by David Getta in his album of the same name, also used as fmiamf

Please fuck me I am famous because I am a youtuber

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name

i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

AM

A undefined numerical equation.

The approximate number of minutes it takes a woman to get ready to do something. Anything.

I told my wife to get ready for the movie about AM hours ago , but she a still not ready!

by D-Ag January 21, 2020

11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

I am the man

Everybody knows your name.

"I am the man, everybody knows my name (NOW!) I got it all, cash, money and fame."

by Gaming Fan Rio April 18, 2020