The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

Luke

He’s an actual lax god, and is good at everything he does, literally. He is so funny and everybody likes him. There is not a single person that doesn’t. He has a good ratio of making fun of you and joking around, but also bring sweet and caring. He’s a good boyfriend and friend and does literally every sport and is always at the beach. He has a bunch of freckles on his face that are rlly cute and he has the best smile (when he does smile). He’s always laughing which makes you laugh cause it’s so funny. He’s the best. ps his name always autocorrects to “like”.

Person: yo luke the man !

by toolkits June 19, 2019

Luke

A person who is a dad of robbert and has a big penis

Damn he’s a Luke he has a 15 incher

by Jdueydhfbdhej August 9, 2019

Luke McGill

sexy fella, who does not like the phrase cool beans homie, and is nicknamed Gum Bum

Its luke Mcgill

by Skeleton secretary August 25, 2019

Luke

A retarded boy who chokes and rapes most people he sees.

While raping, Jeromy was being a real Luke.

by Wenis up anus September 13, 2019

Luke

A cringey Tik toker who quit fortnite because his friends thought it was gay, other features include no hairline no fun and blocks his friends when they play fortnite

Who smells like mad cooch oh..... It's just luke

by CamrenHasASmallPeen September 15, 2019

Luke

A complete dumba** who thinks he’s good at golf and hunting. He likes boys and he beats his meat to Mulan. He beats black people with is golf club and tells them to go f**k themeselves.

I meeting my friend Luke at da theata tonight

by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD September 16, 2019