Jacob Saggytits 

a fuckboi who has no talent and who makes millions off of rapping the abc's (also has saggytits)

hey m8 look at me the MLG OpTiC_Keemstar (use code keem) then look at that abc's singin, bubble gum dum dum, muffin lookin, mug over der jacob saggytits

Jacob Saggytits by FrOsTeD_sMoKe June 16, 2016

Jacob Kappa

Penetrating your partners ear then blowing your load in their nose while having a dildo in every hole. Then smacking the girl unconscious and start raping her all night.

Girl: " I didn't remember the Jacob Kappa last night"

Boy: "It was splendid"

Jacob Kappa by Destront January 12, 2015

Jacob Goroff 

A fucking beast who gets good grades plays the clarinet and is good at soccer

Hey Jacob goroff how r u soo good at soccer

Jacob Goroff by Me beast November 21, 2019

Jacob Bixenman 

Jacob, or more commonly known as a giraffe because of his long neck is an American model who has been associated with popular brands such as Ford Models. Prior to modeling he was studying an English major in southern California. Since 2016, Jacob has been dating smol bean Troye Sivan, though they refer to themselves as good mates which we all know isn't true considering all the tracob pictures. He currently resides in Los Angeles, California'

Yo do you see that giraffe over there?

Don't you mean Jacob Bixenman?

Jacob Bixenman by troyesneighborhood_ April 15, 2018

Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?

Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!

Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

Jacob Saggytits 

1. Jacob Sartorius. An 18-year-old stuck in the body of a twelve-year-old who has one viral song that has 2.1 MILLION dislikes placing it in the top 14 most disliked videos on Youtube.

2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.

1. I fucking hate Jacob saggytits he is a waste of a human life.

2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.

Jacob Saggytits by sammyel December 3, 2020

jacob williams

the realest nigga alive he fucks bad bitches and gets more stacks than u.

hey jacob williams can i come over
~naw im busy fuckin bad bitches

jacob williams by gigity gigity goo deez nutz December 15, 2013