dirty boat

Getting a blow job in the bathtub whIle you take a dump.

My girlfriend is down to do a dirty boat, but nor clean up after.

by Notadamn thang September 23, 2017

dirty molester

A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.

Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity

David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!

by Crustyhand November 15, 2019

dirty pika

When Shrek meets Hitler while he was stealing from Shrek and fucks him so damn hard that Hitler becomes pregnant despite being a male human

Damn, did you hear about gerald he saw the dirty pika

by Rebeccaxtojixgojooo September 03, 2021

Dirty fireball

When you shit in your hand and hadouken it into a woman's face

Guy 1: ahhh I gave your sister a dirty fireball when u were asleep
Guy 2: really?

by Howard wolowitz July 11, 2015

Dirty hunter

When your friend masturbates to the thought of his parents.

Friend: I just did a dirty hunter

Me: WTF!!!

by Mr Cheese3000 June 06, 2022

Dirty Arthur

The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhoea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.

Person 1: How was it with my sister last night?
Person 2: Amazing. We had sex and then I gave her a Dirty Arthur.
Person 1: Ew thats my sister!

by DontSaveTheTurtles August 11, 2022

dirty caspar

It's when you haven't got any lub so you replace it with soy sauce. It is quite tasty and is even better on noodle boys.

"Let's anal tonight! "
"But I haven't got any lub. "
"It's ok, we'll go for a Dirty Caspar. "
"Hmmm... Tasty... "
*a horse is giggling in the background*

by Tha Gowd May 06, 2020