JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK!

A scottish made swear for a accident or a suprisied word or to alert of a sudden pain.

Billy - (walks into door) JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK!

by KARL thorne December 18, 2008

fuck me to tears

A cry of angst.

As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Get Tae Fuck

Would you please leave me alone.

Haw sir would you please go and get tae fuck ya prick!

by Jovial cunt June 15, 2008

Fecal Face Fuck

When you shit in a girls mouth then you fuck the shit down her throat with your cock.

Bob-"Hey Cindy want me to Fecal Face Fuck you my din from lastnight"
Cindy-"No Thanks"
Bob-"To bad gag gag gag gag"

by Elohdaeh April 21, 2009

Fuck My Life

A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.

- In the morning after a sleepover -

1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*

2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.

1st Guy: Fuck My Life.

by Aviate March 20, 2009

fuck you james

What you say to James when he is just being a god damn shit head.

(James), "I've pretty much mastered mechanics for most champs."
(Other guy), "Fuck you james."

by caleb8116 May 22, 2014

giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

by Okzoz June 1, 2011