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The first line of the Constitution. What people said to George Washington a lot.

Used in modern times as an insult.

This is a very rude and mean thing to say to someone.
Ben: Get off your high horse, George Washington!

Emily: That's the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me.
by Little Sunshine Face January 20, 2009
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show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."
Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007
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thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such
your ugly thats not what your momma said last night
by Groundhog July 26, 2006
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I like your funny words magic man

The meme from clone high “I like your funny words magic man” From JFK
HAHAHAHHA
I like your funny words magic man
by Stokes346 September 17, 2020
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Go pound sand up the eye of your cock

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.
Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.
by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009
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can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.
Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!
by ilovesramen May 11, 2009
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