shit my balls off

Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.

Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.

by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021

9 Day Shit Fart

When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.

Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.

by Anon0500 February 25, 2020

Holy Screaming Eagle Shit

1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.

2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"

3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.

1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"

2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."

by 36A April 29, 2014

shit in your hands and clap

When someone is pissing you off, you really want to tell them to get fucked….. but you’re not that rude !

Hey man……” go shit in your hands and clap “! Visual

by Trav Brown February 26, 2022

I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020

National Shit on Floor Day

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!

“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
“National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”

by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019

illegal shit poop disease

I didn't know what it was until now and i can tell you it is not too pleasent

i have illegal shit poop disease

by BRAKOZA July 27, 2016