i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.

i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid

by Power476 December 15, 2020

I want to die

When you don't wanna do that.

Guy A: Golf and Work are on Monday.
Guy A: I want to die.
Guy B: HAHAHA RIPPPPPPP

by anonymous December 16, 2020

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020

I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

I-

A signal someone is actually really confused or surprised

Ex:"yo did you do the homework?"

"There was some?"
"Yes"

"I-"

by Giuly.is.a.bee from tiktok🐔 December 22, 2020

I like cake

cake is nice

i like cake :D

by DintDino December 23, 2020

Väster I Lund

Väster is a place in the west part of Lund, Sweden. There is a lot of gang violence and crime there.

The famous producer Hugo lives there. That's why there is a lot of tourism also.

-Oh man, did you go to Väster I Lund?
-Yes I did, and I met the cool producer Hugo!

by Kalle Boss November 9, 2020