Boner cola

A bottle of cola with a Viagra dropped into it

Thaddeus wanted to start his night off right with a boner cola

"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"

by jimmy daggggg November 07, 2012

Skin and Boners

When, because of all the sex you've been having, you have lost all the fat on your body. This can be because you have had to stop eating, or been spending so much energy. Usually stopped by bringing whipped cream to the bedroom.

Stacey: "Holy crap, your boyfriend has lost alot of weight! He's skin and bones!"

Jane: "Skin and boners, actually."

by Ploofy4 April 23, 2010

Syrian Boner

When you stick your penis in the end of an RPG then smother it in Hot sands.

Girl 1: OMG, last night was amazing
Girl 2: Ooo, what went on?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner
Girl 2: that's hot!

by ImNextToYou December 09, 2015

guilty boner

When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.

"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"

"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"

"Sorry bro"

by Rainbowsandponies February 12, 2014

Rogue Boner

An erection that happens unexpectedly and spontaneously.

Jimmy experienced a rogue boner while lying on the beach.

by IWatchBuzzFeed July 12, 2014

soft boner

When the males penis enlarges but failes to become "hard".

"Yo dude me and Jackie were gonna hit it off last night but I just kept getting soft boners!"

by UrbanDoctor69 January 04, 2017

Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010