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ty money

An obviously fake or otherwise deceptive form of currency, typically printed on printer paper on only one side.
"shit bro I just got burned for $200!" "What, they give you some ty money?" "Yup"
by Tie Kapl June 10, 2019
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cunt money

1. An amount of Money any employee will take b4 punching an employer in the face.
2. If the employee remains working after an extreme provocation from the employer; the Money thereafter shall be deemed Cunt Money.
3. When an employer has the intellectual capacities of a road kill and your still whoring for them.
Your working for Cunt Money.
Well Mr Passage, I'm pleased to be able to offer you this exciting opportunity. The going rate isn't much, but it's ample and it goes up and stuff. Did I mention the word opportunity?
"How much is it per hour?"
Well, the remedial encumberment is six pounds fifty an hour. But after six months it goes up to seven pounds and you'll get store discount and all the over time you can handle and store discount. Did I mention store discount at all?
"Six *ucking quid an hour! I don't work for cunt money, *uckoff you twat"
by dsfadsfgafgf October 14, 2016
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leonard money

When you have money to afford solar panels and go on cruises every month.
Yo Laz I made 40 hours of overtime this Check.
Laz: Damnnnn Manny you’re making that leonard money.
by Mysteryman B November 20, 2017
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money anxiety

Mostly for the ones who usually do not pay for things themselves but have someone else. Simply for the fact that money spending and getting change gives them anxiety. Or it could be something like thinking you do not have enough money to pay for something.
Example: “Can you come into the store with me because I have money anxiety”
by Jasmine Pineapple January 12, 2021
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money bucket

The bucket you put your money in. Kept in pockets of pants.
Cash or Credit? I don't mind. I've got it all here in my money bucket.
by MrNjiocron September 7, 2015
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Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011
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Crack Money

Balls in my but
by jsdiouwehd May 22, 2022
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