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bus-taking motherfucker 

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Person who constantly relies on other people and/or public transporation for rides due to laziness.
"Mayan is a bus-taking motherfucker. I wished he would get his own car."
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Talking • talking shit • talking head • talking back • talking out of your ass • Talking out the side of your neck • talking stage • Talking Ben • talking point • talking shop

Taking my talents to South Beach 

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1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
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Taking it to the Roof 

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Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!

Taking my talents to South Beach 

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A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.
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Taking an astral 

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The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."

"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."

"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
Taking an astral by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
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McTeague-Tasking 

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Macking on 2 or more biddies at the same damn time
"Yo dan I saw you McTeague-Tasking over there. Good looks man"
McTeague-Tasking by mc-t September 12, 2012
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