The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.
Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.
by TheNuminous July 20, 2008
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Rowan is also known as “the Blonde Drama”
Rowan is also known as “the Blonde Drama”
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I was on chat roulette and watched this chick pull a two liter from her bum and pop out a Rowsdower the size of a grapefruit.
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