a random

A person who you have/had sex with whom does not mean anything to you. A one off hook-up. You usually meet this type of person in passing at a club, party, or on vacation. Also know as a "Rando".

She ain't nothing but a random from last night.

by officialjpress November 6, 2017

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Simply Random

1. An adjective used to describe a person or thing
2. Slang for a cunt

Simply Random is simply random.

by Some Plebing Person December 17, 2017

The Random Jerry

The Random Jerry Is A Chesse Selling, Madden Mobile Auction House God... Who Prefers Minnetonka SnowPlows By Non Other Then Steelers Nation.. And Is A All Around Dick... But His Filters Are Godly....

The Random Jerry Is So Helpful He Really is good at alot of stuff...

by I Love Getting SnowPlows From April 22, 2018

christmas random

A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.

God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.

Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.

by Lawlspirit January 1, 2020

The Random Bros

The best channel in the world starring Rakhi, Shubam, Ayush and Saket

Yo The Random Bros is the best channel Ever

by iwjfwe0fjwe0p November 12, 2020

Sped random

A nigga who is so bad and gets scored 18 points in 15 seconds and blames it on his team, usually has 3 people involved who are all dog water and black who think thier all good

after getting scored 18 points in 15 seconds the sped random felix blamed the other sped random nate on not playing defence which then gets mad at the sped random felix who involedved the 3rd sped random watchman

by SOswaySOsped February 23, 2021