Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi
1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude
by Sayaman January 18, 2023
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Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.


No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.
by goduke123 January 24, 2009
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Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.
Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?
by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017
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Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.
"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."
by Hbriz November 02, 2011
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Post Nut Trance

The state of being high or dazed after an orgasm.
I couldn't think properly after busting a huge nut on her face. I think I'm having a Post Nut Trance.
by KoishQR May 23, 2021
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Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut
Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss
by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021
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Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.
After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant
by D1EN0M1TE July 08, 2009
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