organsm

When your vital organs join in on masturbating.

When you can't spell orgasm for... legal reasons.

When you need a word to combine organism and orgasm for whatever reason, do not ask why.

Steam user 1: Ayo, I just had the best organsm of my life.
Steam user 2: Did you mean orgasm?
Steam user 1: Yes but I am not allowed to say it because Something important depends on
Steam user 2: Ah, ok.
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Reddit post: Idk if you know this but I got so aroused by a bacteria shaped like a penis under a microscope that I had an orgasm after jerking off to it

by Averagehentaienjoyer November 18, 2021

Meat siren

a small child or just someone in the basement.

Meat siren

by Averagehentaienjoyer January 28, 2022

Validbaiter

A slur to call faggots who self validate themselves as frequently as a discord moderator masturbates to weird porn categories that should never exist.

Plural form: Validbaitors

Redditor on r/teenagers 1: I AM TRANS, RESPECT ME OR YOU'RE TRANSPHOBIC
Redditor on r/teenagers 2: Stfu you validbaiter, I get it. You're trans, I don't have anything against that. Sadly I went to Mt Everest and couldn't find a single person who asked.
Redditor on r/teenagers 1: THAT'S TRANSPHOBIC
Redditor on r/teenagers 2: Trans people try not to become validbaitors challenge impossible *wr 2 secs

Troll: Lol u got a mental disorder or smth? Cuz that clutched sucked harder than I sucked your mom's asshole last night
Random user: Ye, I have a mental disorder, y u bulli me for it?
Troll: Lol, nobody cares, quit being a validbaiter
Random user was disconnected by user

by Averagehentaienjoyer January 18, 2022

Post Cut Clarity

When you start regretting the physical pain of self harm after trying to cope with distress.

Person 1: Fuck! Why did I even cut myself, now it just hurts
Person 2: Post Cut Clarity

by Averagehentaienjoyer July 12, 2022