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The Phantom Wrap

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.
Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

A top down 3D zelda game for the Nintendo DS with a dumb temple called Temple of the ocean king where after every other temple you clear you go back to the temple of the ocean king did i mention you use the DS touch screen to play so gay. its only saving grace is the fact that it is a direct sequel to the Wind Waker, and there a patch version to unlock the dpad.
man that ocean king from Zelda: Phantom Hourglass sure is gay
by Dangboi444 October 16, 2018
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Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.
by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019
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The Phantom Realm

The phantom realm is where Hugh sent Jimbo in a final duel. It is usually used in a term right before you finish someone off.
Your going to the phantom realm jimbo
by Reggie from Nintendo May 13, 2020
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ghost phantom

When you take a poo but there is no evidence

Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”

Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP

Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing

Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
OMG! I did a Ghost Phantom!
by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020
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Hyper-phentilation

A condition brought about by the excess of hyphen usage between descriptors elevating the intensity of the object or event. Main cause of which being the need to increase the perceived value of an object towards a customer without delineated explanation to the targeted base.

Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .

Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.

While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
An increase of Hyper-phentilation is being observed due to commercial buzzword language including terms such as "Military-Grade High-Performance Ultra-Light All-Terrain Hand-Wear . Multi-Size All-Weather Comfort-Fit. 90-Day Money-Back-Guarantee." to describe objects such a pair of automotive work gloves or magnetic nylon therapeutic bracelets.
by Crashie-J February 14, 2021
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Ciel_Phantomhive333

A small influencer on tik tok who cosplays Ciel Phantomhive mainly and others, mostly talks about the show black butler and a few others
Friend 1. “Hey did you see Ciel_Phantomhive333’s new tik tok today?”
Friend 2. “No but I bet it’s amazing.”
by AloisTrancyHive March 5, 2021
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