joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

Joke

Making fun of something or someone for no reason

Wow that guy is a real joke
I know right what a fucking bitch

by Mr.McSuckin February 24, 2022

Joke

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.

What does a joke crossed with a rhetorical question make? …

by fia.m.felmy November 20, 2021

joke masturbation

The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.

Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...

James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.

by MegaP143 May 29, 2017

Inside Joke

A joke that a certain group of people get until explained

(Kyle) Hah, like Ankle Phone!
(Jocelyn) Yeah!
(James) What?
(Kyle) It's an inside joke, we saw it on an ad where a guy had a phone on his ankle.
(James) Oh. Thats not funny.
(Jo&K) Fuck you

by 16bitten June 26, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

A Joke

You

Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you

by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020