Two straight men who are not only friends, but are united by the bond of having had sex with the same woman.
When Wade told me he'd gone home with Julie the night before, I congratulated him. Not just because he'd gotten lucky at the end of the night, but because he and I were now penis brothers.
by The_Italian_Handjob July 21, 2014
Get the penis brothersmug. noun (clownpenis, clown penised, clown penising, clown penises)
1. An act of failure. Not just any failure but repeated failure and especially when the subject is not aware.
2. A person who's engaged in an extreme and/or ongoing failure. It is notable that a clown penis does not generally know they are a clown penis.
3. An organization that has numerous clown penises. The term "clown peni" (rhymes with "in your eye") has been adopted here to not confuse with just a bunch of clown penises. In one case it's the clown penises themselves and in the other it's the collective.
4. The actual penis of a clown (archaic). This is considered rude and insensitive and has mostly fallen out of use.
verb
"pulling a clown penis" or just "clown penis"
"Your perpetual motion machine has failed again. This isn't the first time you've clown penised this". passed tense
adjective
That clown penis cop is on my tail again.
Those clown penis truthers are at it again.
informal
Specifically: the use of a deep fryer in the nude.
Usage Note
In examples where there isn't sufficient repeat of failure, the word failure can suffice. Reserve the word clown penis for failures that are more ongoing or obvious to others but not the subject.
Person A: "Wow, that squirrel crossing the road was sure clown penis".
Person B: "That behavior has some evolutionary basis and increases it's survival rate overall you clown penis".
1. An act of failure. Not just any failure but repeated failure and especially when the subject is not aware.
2. A person who's engaged in an extreme and/or ongoing failure. It is notable that a clown penis does not generally know they are a clown penis.
3. An organization that has numerous clown penises. The term "clown peni" (rhymes with "in your eye") has been adopted here to not confuse with just a bunch of clown penises. In one case it's the clown penises themselves and in the other it's the collective.
4. The actual penis of a clown (archaic). This is considered rude and insensitive and has mostly fallen out of use.
verb
"pulling a clown penis" or just "clown penis"
"Your perpetual motion machine has failed again. This isn't the first time you've clown penised this". passed tense
adjective
That clown penis cop is on my tail again.
Those clown penis truthers are at it again.
informal
Specifically: the use of a deep fryer in the nude.
Usage Note
In examples where there isn't sufficient repeat of failure, the word failure can suffice. Reserve the word clown penis for failures that are more ongoing or obvious to others but not the subject.
Person A: "Wow, that squirrel crossing the road was sure clown penis".
Person B: "That behavior has some evolutionary basis and increases it's survival rate overall you clown penis".
"The service at the restaurant is clown penis."
Oh know, that guys going to pull a clown penis. Hasn't he realized you can't walk on the freeway...
Origin
A children's ride designer shared a project with his wife she said "that looks like a penis you clown". Search for "clown penis" for various videos. When in a fancy restaurants she would often refer to her "clown's penis" at times. The invention was licensed by a ferris wheel company. Engineers and fabricators made working prototypes but they did not notice that the it looked like a penis ride. Quality assurance specialist from schneiders wiener manufacturer did report the penis likeness. He was killed in an accident. The company manufactured a few thousand units and they were mostly purchased by festival and rental companies. None of them realized that the kids ride was in fact.. a penis. This early production run was outsourced to a small village in China. They knew it was a penis all along. They didn't care they just said "haha clown penis! haha clown peanut!". The neighborhood association that rented it in the video mostly consisted of young mothers who were involved with the local church. When they rented it, there were some concerns but nobody was really sure. Eventually it was deployed on a summer day. Kids didn't know or care if it was a clown penis. They loved it. Parents and other observers did not notice so the installation remained for a month until it mysteriously disappeared.
Oh know, that guys going to pull a clown penis. Hasn't he realized you can't walk on the freeway...
Origin
A children's ride designer shared a project with his wife she said "that looks like a penis you clown". Search for "clown penis" for various videos. When in a fancy restaurants she would often refer to her "clown's penis" at times. The invention was licensed by a ferris wheel company. Engineers and fabricators made working prototypes but they did not notice that the it looked like a penis ride. Quality assurance specialist from schneiders wiener manufacturer did report the penis likeness. He was killed in an accident. The company manufactured a few thousand units and they were mostly purchased by festival and rental companies. None of them realized that the kids ride was in fact.. a penis. This early production run was outsourced to a small village in China. They knew it was a penis all along. They didn't care they just said "haha clown penis! haha clown peanut!". The neighborhood association that rented it in the video mostly consisted of young mothers who were involved with the local church. When they rented it, there were some concerns but nobody was really sure. Eventually it was deployed on a summer day. Kids didn't know or care if it was a clown penis. They loved it. Parents and other observers did not notice so the installation remained for a month until it mysteriously disappeared.
by inventorArtist October 21, 2014
Get the Clown Penismug. 
From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"
by Andy1 January 19, 2004
Get the penis buttermug. Name for a nasty slutty girl in which the STD's she has have combined to turn her vagina into a meat eating beast. The vagina grows teeth, eyes, a tounge and squeels as it opens up. It resembles the Predators head from the movie Predator. A Penis Eater or P.E. can be symbolized or signaled by putting the hands next to ones mouth and wiggle the fingers around the mouth while squeeling. The P.E. also had the smell of rotting flesh.
Jim-Those two nasty ho's are P.E.
Tim-What?
Jim-Ya they got Penis Eaters.
Tim- Oh hell no I'm not tapping that
Tim-What?
Jim-Ya they got Penis Eaters.
Tim- Oh hell no I'm not tapping that
by OTTER333 October 6, 2009
Get the Penis Eatermug. A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.
by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011
Get the Penis Fridaymug. The quivering feeling a girl (or person) gets right after having sex when the penis has withdrawn from the vagina.
by lovestosnuggle January 17, 2009
Get the phantom penismug.