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straight penis

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown
Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.
by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong November 1, 2013
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short penis

by Jake_Paul123 November 14, 2017
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Ticky penis

A game as secretive as freemasonry and usually played by the sons of free masons in public school dormitories mainly situated in the south of England.

Similar to the play ground game, Tag, young boys of a privileged nature run round with their willys out chasing each other with the object of the game, if you are It, is to tag someone with your willy so that they are It.

Although this should be hard the school boys reach is enhanced by his semi as he is slightly aroused at being in close vicinity to other boys from privileged backgrounds.
"Fucking hell! Rupert's a right posh twat isn't he. Have you heard the lisp on him?"
"Yeah he probably got hit in the face too hard whilst playing ticky penis with his hunting frends"

"Fucking hell mate Get out my personal space. This isn't a game of ticky penis. You twat"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 6, 2012
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penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)
From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"
by Andy1 January 19, 2004
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Penis Eater

Name for a nasty slutty girl in which the STD's she has have combined to turn her vagina into a meat eating beast. The vagina grows teeth, eyes, a tounge and squeels as it opens up. It resembles the Predators head from the movie Predator. A Penis Eater or P.E. can be symbolized or signaled by putting the hands next to ones mouth and wiggle the fingers around the mouth while squeeling. The P.E. also had the smell of rotting flesh.
Jim-Those two nasty ho's are P.E.
Tim-What?
Jim-Ya they got Penis Eaters.
Tim- Oh hell no I'm not tapping that
by OTTER333 October 6, 2009
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Penis Friday

A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.
My patient came in today with a case of Fourniers Gangrene. FML, its Penis Friday!
by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011
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phantom penis

The quivering feeling a girl (or person) gets right after having sex when the penis has withdrawn from the vagina.
He pulled out and I rolled over closing my legs back together and trembled from phantom penis.
by lovestosnuggle January 17, 2009
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