Boyfriend

1. a regular male companion with whom one has a romantic or sexual relationship
2. Someone who is subjected to giving all their shirts and sweaters to a female.
3. Someone who makes sandwiches for his girlfriend

I have dated my boyfriend for 25 years, the secret is bacon on my sandwiches

by Ghettocarebear December 11, 2018

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Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017

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Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So for the last 7 days of February, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day that you see him.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once each day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020

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