moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 7, 2019

Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers

So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers

by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019

moose butt

An annoying child who thinks that ligma is an actual disease.

Ligma isn't real, moose butt

by Fate's Destiny April 9, 2019

Moose Nuggets

Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.

If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.

by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019

Moose

Another word for cunt.

Nick: You, cunt! That's my beer!
Josh: You are wrong, moose!

by nos_april February 17, 2020

moose

a propa gimp that likes little kiddies

look at deran what a moose

by Mikehunt2019 March 17, 2020

Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020