mexican potato chip 

when a man cums on a girls face, leaves it to dry, and peels it off later as a cum chip

Debbie: I ate my boyfriends mexican potato chip last night.

mexican potato chip by clusterslugs March 9, 2009

Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!

If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.

Mexican Name Scale by Wentzahol November 9, 2012

mexican myspace 

the display of ones family on the back window of the family vehichle, depicted by stick figures, sometimes including the family pets.

"check out that escalade in front of us. that fools got his whole family tree on his mexican myspace"

mexican myspace by mooose01 April 15, 2008

Mexican Latte

A drink: Go work in a field and sweat your balls off, then go home, steep them in some warm goat milk for about 5 minutes and voila, a Mexican Latte!

Julio is being a really pissed off today. Juan must have given him a Mexican latte last night.

Mexican Latte by pizzastix August 15, 2010

Mexican Boob Job

When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.

"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."

Mexican Boob Job by bopboppinbitch August 23, 2011

Mexican Gas Mask

When a woman is giving a B.J. and the man turns around and continues to place each testicle in her nostrils creating what would appear to be a gas mask.

"Molly was giving me head and i totally gave her a mexican gas mask until she passed out."

Mexican Gas Mask by Shon Gee, Big Pappa Jew August 23, 2006

Mexican Dry Clean 

When working in a restaurant, to take a dirty, wrinkled shirt and hold it under the milk steamer of an espresso machine to clean/press it. Thus performing the Mexican Dry Clean. So named for the regular practice of Mexican Busboys

Yo! Cabron! you better give that shirt a mexican dry clean before the jefe sees you.

Mexican Dry Clean by fuckaduck January 13, 2007