muffalo

The dick of a tranny

Did you hear that Matt road a muffalo lastnight?

by Da JAyniner December 30, 2009

Miss O'Muff

Miss O'Muff is the biggest bellend of biology teachers and gets stressed to easily. Lottie and amiee and kirsty love to terrorize her in science and make songs about her muff coz she wears massive bead necklaces and says that a shrew has a bigger surface area than an elephant. Wot a dick

"QUAIT a minute aimeeeeeeee and kirsteeeeeeee and lottieeeeeeee"

by Lottie February 3, 2005

muff brush

the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it

i still have pubes caught in between my teeth from when i had a muff brush

by Small_Goat May 14, 2009

nut muff

When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.

Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"

by Dc107 November 5, 2014

Muff bag

A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag

Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls

brains out! I really stetched her wide!

Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!

Person1- No, like a muff bag!

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

muff monopoly

MUFF MONOPOLY: when a man takes viagra and goes out and fucks as many whores in one night as possible. The price of the whore depends on the area in which they are found, a high priced area or a shithole. many sexual acts are allowed in muff monopoly, for the males pleasure and the whores agony. killing the whores after is allowed and 1 whore may be counted as 2 if the kill is gruesome enough. example: something very sick such as making an incision in the stomach and then using his erection; stab inside the whole until the whore dies.

a man goes out and has sexual intercourse withwhores, as many as possible= muff monopoly. he then may want to alaskan pipeline her or give her a strawberry cheesecake. whoever scores with the most whores in one night session wins.

by bumbutcher January 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

"You got cabbage in yo muff, muff cabbage!" - Kyle in South Park

by V The Situation October 17, 2010