Meat Battleship 

A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.

When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.

Meat Battleship by meatcannons101 November 22, 2011

meat ruffle 

Mulitple levels of fat flaps covering the circumference of ones body. Similar to the "Meat Skirt" idea but more hanging skin at various thicknesses... Larger than standard "roll" size

meat ruffle...From a distance i thought the lady had on a floppy tutu, after getting closer i noticed the fabric of her clothing had just gotten caught up in her rippling meat ruffle

meat ruffle by Intestinal Chaos August 17, 2011

meat curl 

The act of masterbating while building muscle mass on your good arm.

"Call me back later, I got sets of meat curls left."
"I'm doing meat curls to this flick"
"My right arm is getting swole from these meat curls"

meat curl by shortmeat November 30, 2011

Meat Syrup 

The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.

My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.

His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.

Meat Syrup by fuckingmotherlick January 7, 2012

meat turbine 

when the partner completes a 360 while the male's penis is inside his partner's butt.

hey did you catch that meat turbine Jake and Phil just did!?

meat turbine by phil and jake December 2, 2013

Meat Mittens 

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

Meat Mittens by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015

meat eating orchid

Essentially, a vagina. Term was invented by Kurt Cobain.

She had a nice meat eating orchid on her, it took my whole entire dick.

meat eating orchid by Ice^3 August 19, 2016