A small Northern settlement in Alberta. A place where Métis hate Treaties and attempt to kick them out of the community. A place where the young kids vandalize and steal things including bikes and vehicles. A place where the Weetagoo and Goatman live. Come visit sometime!! (this is a joke , take no offence)
by walorg September 8, 2018
Get the Gift Lake mug.Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.
Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.
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When you load a lot of crystal meth into a bub, you melt it down and it makes a puddle... and if you load a lot, it makes a lake..
shitt homie, you know how to git er dun.. you loaded a crystal lake.. we're gonna be straight up geetered!
by Crystaal November 8, 2005
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Definition: When going down on a girl, pull a stick of butter out of pocket (or some other hiding place). Next, shove the stick of butter in the vaginal cavity. Upon insertion, yell "Land O'Lakes bitch," and promoptly prop your foot over the vaginal cavity while holding the girl's two legs. Continue to hold until the butter is completely melted.
Definition: When going down on a girl, pull a stick of butter out of pocket (or some other hiding place). Next, shove the stick of butter in the vaginal cavity. Upon insertion, yell "Land O'Lakes bitch," and promoptly prop your foot over the vaginal cavity while holding the girl's two legs. Continue to hold until the butter is completely melted.
"Yo dude, last night was so crazy. I got so drunk, and I think I gave that wench Doris a Land O'Lakes."
by Bren Donohue December 13, 2004
Get the Land O'Lakes mug.A city in north east Alberta. Mostly inhabited by Air force assholes(Pigeons)and Natives. I was born in Cold Lake and it is full of beauty. Including Forests, A huge Lake, and trails coming outta your ass. A Fun/cool place for RedNecks alike.
Things to do: Four by Fouring, Drinking, Quading, then more drinking! WHOO HOO!!
Things to do: Four by Fouring, Drinking, Quading, then more drinking! WHOO HOO!!
by K@T May 29, 2007
Get the Cold Lake mug.the most beautiful, sweet , funny, kind hearted girl of all. she’ll sweep you off your feet. but be careful , she’s not for everyone. she’ll make your heart beat fast as lightning and take your breath in a second with her insane beauty. she could turn the tides with her smile and she holds my heart. if you find a laiken like mine, she’s a keeper.
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