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Kars 4 Kids 

THE FUCKING DUMBASS ANNOYING CAR AD THAT IS PLAYED BY FRIKIN 4-7 YEAR OLDS
TV: 1-8-7-7 cars for kids K-A-R-S kars 4 kids 1-8-7-7 kars 4 kids donate your car today

me: NOOOOOO i think steveterryberry's version is alot better
Kars 4 Kids by KouAndG-SU May 13, 2022

Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.
1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

Ninjago is a kids show.

Stfu Ninjago is the best show in existence and if u think that you deserve to die.
Person 1: Ninjago is a kids show.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Ninjago is a kids show. by anonymous December 21, 2022

The popular kids friend 

Someone asked a question once

“Why do the popular kids friends get less attention?”
Well here is the answer

The popular kids probably get more attention because they’re… popular it’s literally in the name as the popular kids friends are probably going to get replaced later on. If the popular kids friend is popular they will probably have no issue finding another friend/friend group but if they’re unpopular then this could be a challenge.
Now they could have different levels of finding friends based on how social they are

Social: easy. (Just need to be nice enough to become friends)
In between: both (they could loose some trust though).
Not social: most likely to talk to their self instead of finding new friends.

If you’re not social like me then you will probably find social media (huge mistake) and if they post anything about their feelings they are probably going to get bullied online/cyber bullied and their confidence will go down.

Also they are probably going to get used as a map and people will ask where the popular kid is every single second,every single millisecond when they are just minding their own business trying to take a break from talking.
Conversation I’ve had being the popular kids friend

Person:Hey:))
Me: oh- um hi how can I help you?
Person:do you know where popular kid is?
Me: oh uhm they’re over there…
Person: *walks away*

whip your kids 

whip your kids by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

cut like kids cake 

When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake
When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake