Johnny

Johnny has two definition 1. A sticky , slimy substance that stick in your panties or boxers also known as “ poop “ 2. A deadly disease that can crawl up your nose once it is sniffed.

1. “ dudes I’ll be right back I think just Johnny’d my self “ 2. “ this patient might not make it due to the johnny disease “

by James Trevor September 23, 2022

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slang for a condom

have you got a johnny im not going in there bare back.

by johnny eater November 24, 2022

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Johnny Hollywood

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.

Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.

by Scootero June 13, 2021

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Johnny Ray

Johnny Ray is fine asffffff and haves curly hair and he will take your bitch No KAP and know how to play basketball he has a good strap on him and can do finish and he is handsome he is very loyal and you can trust him his is one of the best left handed and can dribble and he is very nice and funny and attractive

I’f you get a Johnny Ray keep him

by HOOPINNN April 13, 2024

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Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

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