Irish Chocolate Stamp

The act of defecating on your partners breasts. Then proceeding to lower and dip your ball sack onto the feces, rubbing the poo around. Then you take your poo coated sack and gently stamp it on your partners forhead twice in two different directions to resemble the 4 leafs of a clover. For a finishing touch use your index finger and swipe a poo line down the bridge of her nose creating the stem of the 4 leaf clover.
Last night I took a poo on my girlfriends chest, but it was our anniversary and I had to do something special so I gave that bitch an Irish Chocolate Stamp.
by Tebow's Youth Group June 23, 2012
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irish marathon

When you run up the stairs and then take the declining escalator, each time giving the escalator attendant a high-five in the Yankee Stadium or any other sporting event stadium. Must consume copious amounts of alcohol before attempting. First introduced by the late great Spoon-Daddy from Northern NJ
"Spoons and Adnan were at the Yankee Stadium looking for the Hard Rock Cafe when Spoons performed the Irish Marathon."
by Courtyard of the dead October 19, 2013
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Irish Whip

When you put Irish cream on your penis and your partner sucks it off. They then swish it around in their mouth before spitting it in your mouth. You then make out passionately.
That bitch O'Donnell gave me the best Irish whip of my life oh my fucking god.
by Bigmansam July 15, 2015
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Irish foot pump

Laying on your back and masturbating with your feet.
my hand got tired so i masturbated with my feet and it looked like i was kicking my heels like a irish.... Irish Foot Pump
by Litening May 02, 2009
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An Irish drunk

Every Irish male that ever existed since alcohol was discovered. This isn't actually true but it is a rather well known stereotype.
My friend and me got wasted and he acted like An Irish drunk
by SomeDouchebagThatHatesPeople August 03, 2015
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irish boxer

to slap a girl in the nose with your boner till she bleeds
i gave her an irish boxer last night look at her nose.
by gatorboy34974 February 23, 2009
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Irish Lullaby

Hittita totta-toe-tatay (Irish Lullaby!) Doncha love potaters. Angela's ashes rawr!!!!1
by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 13, 2011
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