i have crippling depression 

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

i have crippling depression by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

I know you are but what am I 

I was a kid in the 60's.. This phrase was not used by older sophisticated persons.. It was simply a juvenile response to juvenile name calling.. Some dumb kid would say: "You're Stupid" the simple and quick response would be "I know you are but what am I".. Sometimes (probably when first used) a good come back to one who was truly stupid, because it confounds them, confuses them.. "Uh uh uh, um, you're stupid?"

In actuallity, the phrase would go back and forth, several times.. "You're stupid", "I know you are but what am I" "You're dumb", "I know you are but what am I".. "What a jerk", "I know you are but what am I", "Jerk", "I know you are but what am I"...

Just a juvenile thing.. Used so often though (way back when) that til this day, I use the phrase in response to good compliments.. Most people my age, or close too, enjoy and laugh :)

Example: "You're cute" my response "I know you are but what am I" :)

I know you are but what am I by iBilly September 30, 2013

I got hands for days. 

"I got hands for days" is simply an expression used to mean that the person making this statement usually wins in fist fights.

"That boy said he wants to fight you."
"I ain't worried. I got hands for days."

I got hands for days. by cheergrl123 October 23, 2009

i purple you 

“I purple you” Definition by Kim Taehyung One of BTS member.

“Purple is the last color of the rainbow colors so it means i will trust and love u for a long time.” A simple definition by Taehyung 🐯💜

Army, I Purple You
K-Army, I Purple You
I-Army, I Purple You

i purple you by Byen Maine December 5, 2019

I cut you mang

i will stab you with a sharp object. the person or persons being stabbed will usually be of latin origin, as well as the stabber.

Manolo: I want to date yo' sister mang
Tony: If you do, I cut you mang

I cut you mang by crazyeddy February 4, 2006

I'm the Goddamn Batman 

The explanation batman has for everything he does.

-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

I'm the Goddamn Batman by SpinnyPoggers July 17, 2009

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l 

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life

Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020