Half and half 

half and half is when someone sucks your dick and then your asshole...a little blow job, then a little rim job...half in front, half in back....usually an action performed by a hooker

something said to a prostitute "hey baby, how much for a half and half"......or something a prostitute would say "menu includes half and half for $50 or the whole thing for $100"

Half and half by i aint telling you my name October 2, 2003

Half and half 

A teenage boy who is half boy half man. That makes him really good looking and attractive. half and half's are amazing!! You can find them at the beach, at the gym, at school and walking down the street. A lot of times, you can see them driving with their windows rolled down and music playing in the summer. half and half season is during the fall. And spring. And winter. And summer.

Hey look there's a half and half!

Hey! Did u see that half and half over there?

Woah there's a half and half

Half and half by Klandn April 27, 2019

half past five 

5:30 or The only time the artist "The Weekend"will call you on his song "The Hills"

I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me

half past five by Prince_TheKingNO October 10, 2015

half pregnant 

When you are pregnant but planning on getting an abortion.

Did you know that B Hen got his girl pregnant? It's all good though, she's only half pregnant, she's getting rid of it.

half pregnant by M Bomb September 23, 2007

half a penis haircut 

A haircut resembling half of a penis head.

Nice half a penis haircut you dickhead.

half a penis haircut by Tony91919 December 11, 2007

half bar 

When your penis is at half length and is an inconveience.

Boy 1: Man wtf is in ur pants?

boy 2: dude i got a half bar shutup

half bar by echo_33 January 10, 2007

half of the people who posted definitions on this website 

are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.

half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.

half of the people who posted definitions on this website by leif jovanavohansen October 10, 2005