Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are that green stuff on top of a Pineapple.

Made by Anix, published by his fan.

The pineapple hairs on the top of pineapple are green

by Anix Fan222 June 16, 2020

Kai’s Hair

When you lose something, and it’s gone forever. No chance you get it back.

Adam: Hey did Griff get with that girl last night?
Nick: Ya, I heard his virginity is Kai’s Hair
Adam: Bout time...

Riley: * hits golf Ball*
Riley: FUCK! Well that balls Kai’s Hair for sure, I’m hitting another.

by Adammenkens March 6, 2021

tasman hair

A 10 inch dick covered in hair.

"Wow look at that Tasman Hair!"

by THECOOL May 21, 2014

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

yearbook hair

Having the hair of a not so shabby yearbook picture.

Man, look at that kid. He's got some serious yearbook hair.

Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber had some yearbook hair

by marktween April 5, 2015

Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019