senses fail

A band that took elementary school stories of pirates and detectives and tried to make them into songs that are "hardcore". A band whose lead singer dances around in his little sister's pants on stage like he's either having a seizure, or giving birth to a baby as ugly as he is. We could sum up Senses Fail as a gay band trying to show they're scene kid fans that their original by writing gay songs about things our kindergarden teachers used to read to us during naptime.

My five year old sister used to like Senses Fail, but one day they beat her up and stole her pants.

by james14 December 28, 2005

Fail Donkey

Someone who fails at life very frequently and significantly.

Dude look over there!

Lulz what a fail donkey

by unholy waffles September 28, 2008

Fail Day

A day when you go out to a place swimming with nice looking and/or easy dudes and/or girls and come back not having gotten laid :(

You: Whoa awesome day this place was swimming with dudes ...

Me: Well I'm still wearing my own pants, so this was a fail day for me.

by PleaseBeAwareThatIAmYou May 3, 2009

Fail

To readjust your beret and instead pass out

George went to readjust his beret and ended up almost passing out, leading to the most epic of fails.

by shumane June 2, 2010

Mandatory fail party

The term used for a mandatory tutoring session or something of the like that you must attend when you fail a test. Instead of saying mandatory tutoring, you say mandatory fail party to make it not sound as lame.

"Shit! I failed my psych exam. Now the professor is going to make me go to mandatory fail party."

by ChristyRoad April 16, 2009

epic fail

a fail so epic it's almost a win.

Dude 1: "Dude 2, I crashed my car through the roof of my house."

Dude 2: "o O WWWWWHHHAAAAATTTTT?????"

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Dude 1: "Epic fail, right?"

by Cartman450 January 29, 2010

Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy

Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...

by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011