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douchebag

One who boasts about his accomplishments. Usually associated with the term meat-head and or tool. One who puts shirtless pictures of himself on facebook trying to impress the ladies and or dudes. Most douchebags lack girlfriends or undeservingly have an extremely hot girlfriend. There really isnt an in-between. Uses terms like "big, huge, or ripped" when describing himself or "bro, or broseph" when talking about his pals. Usually does not realize his douchebaginess, and thinks he is being cool or impressing when really he is just making himself look like a moron. Usually referred to as "THAT GUY" when outsiders refer to him in response to his douchebaggy behavior.
"I love working out, drinking beer, showing off, and getting my tan on"- douchebag
by vag-taster69 June 2, 2010
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Douche bag

a person who gives a shit about people, one that can care less of people's feelings.

a perosn that belives he/she is better than everybody else.
a person that think less of people.

a jerk or an asshole in a sence.
Pieter Bednar is a true douche bag for giving people the boot.
by TheOneTruth October 4, 2009
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vaginal douche

Vaginal douche is a special device designed for cleaning the interior of vagina with the stream of water.
The bathroom is occupied, mom is again using her vaginal douche.
by tadejp August 24, 2016
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douche mcgee

a person that reminds out of something that you use to clean out a vagina.
James is a douche mcgee. He messes up every thing
by quinn J. August 29, 2005
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douche*baggery

(N.) 1. To preform qualities of the douchebag relation. Dumb, stupid, ignorant behavior.
LeQueefah Shauntae says..."No, her di*ent! That bama just tp*ed my ride, fool. Ain't that some douche*baggery, whitey?"

Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"
by Lisa and Sam May 1, 2006
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Douche Bag

anyone who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just plain shit.

josh.
by CuteKid10101 October 18, 2008
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Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.
I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.
by Ms. P December 21, 2008
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