Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

Dirt surf

To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.

I found this sick trail on the All Trails app, Im heard out there know to Dirt Surf.

by Outoftreemonkey April 14, 2021

Dirt

going to hard

He on dirt right now

by Thebiggestslattt July 9, 2022

dirt blurt

Originating in N.Ireland this is a way of describing a skank.

Dont go near her, she is a real "dirt blurt".

by Pleasefalayshme March 31, 2008

Dirt puller

Insert a vegetable that grows in the ground into her butt and have her lay on her stomach and remove it and eat as if you pulled it out the ground

Yo baker you fw the dirt puller

by Seth Arthur December 11, 2023

Dirt talk

an alternative to "trash talk", when trash doesn't quite do it justice. Can be used interchangeably, or as a stronger version, or as a more playful version

"I'm gonna crush you at Mario Tennis later today"
"ooh, dirt talk"

by philcagitz July 25, 2024

Dirt

Used as a word often referring to something 'good' or similar. Similarly to how 'filth' or 'disgusting' is used to describe something incredible. Used most commonly in the Birmingham and surrounding West Midlands areas.

"Did you see Daley's try the other day"
"Yeah dude that ball was absolute dirt!"

"Well done on getting the job bro, that salary is dirt!"

by ggoucher January 17, 2018