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Dirt slob

A dirt slob is a shit slob who doesn't wipe his ass and wears shit stained underwear.
It sucks to live near a dirt slob.
by Bill Beef July 4, 2025
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Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.
Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.
by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018
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Dirt Legalize

When you register an off-road vehicle so it can be ridden on the street, such as a dirt bike, atv, utv, or military vehicle. You can't always just walk into your local DMV to get it registered, so you have to use a special process, often called getting Dirt Legalized.
Hey John, how did you not get pulled over for riding your dirt bike on the street?

I simply Dirt Legalized it!
by James54956 February 8, 2021
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Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction
Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
by BoJakson October 25, 2024
mugGet the Dirt wafflemug.
People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.
Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.
by EmJayee February 9, 2021
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Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind
All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person
by Mtg187 September 18, 2022
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Dirt road

by anonymous May 11, 2021
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